We’re giving away a prize pack for you and a friend to the inaugural year of The Hudson Project! Two General Admission Tickets with DIY Festival Kit… Set Up Includes: 1x pop-up tent 1x 2-person a…

We’re giving away a prize pack for you and a friend to the inaugural year of The Hudson Project! Two General Admission Tickets with DIY Festival Kit… Set Up Includes: 1x pop-up tent 1x 2-person a…

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How to flirt:

Say smooth suave sexy things like

  • Sit on my penis
  • Touch my penis
  • I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes

Do romantic things like:

  • Ask to see a girl’s boobs
  • Shave dollar signs into your pubes
  • Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping